THE GUEST LIST
Website Designer
Ashton Harvey is a dedicated friend and hardworking website designer. Ashton has designed websites for most businesses in the town of Pinehorn. The townspeople often call upon Ashton for help with anything computer related. Ashton lives with Reese Harvey, and the siblings spend most of their free time playing video games.
College Student
Dakota Green is the nerdy math major at Pinehorn University. There isn’t an equation this brainiac hasn’t conquered…or created. Not much for idle chit chat with friends, Dakota spends time at the library reading books about historical mathematicians. There isn’t much that Dakota cares about besides numerical equations.
Social Media Consultant
Drew Adel is a highly intellectual social media consultant. A dependable hard worker, Drew is a true and loyal friend. Drew's behavior is a tad obsessive, but some people appreciate Drew’s attention to detail. Drew can be off-putting at times with blunt honesty.
ER Physician
Frankie Vermillion is the energetic emergency room physician. This is one doc that is in serious love - with Dr. Frankie Vermillion. Frankie doesn’t pass up a reflective surface without a quick admiration of her features.
Veterinarian
Dr. Furen Feathers is the most annoying one-upper in the town of Pinehorn. If you’ve done, said, or tried anything cool, Furen Feathers has done it more often, said it already, and tried it three times. Furen Feathers is new to Pinehorn, and not many people know the real Dr. Feathers.
Chief Financial Officer
Jackie Bean is the Chief Financial Officer of the largest corporation in town, Greeto Lay Potato Chips, which employs over half the townspeople of Pinehorn. Jackie is a friendly person, but often rants about governmental conspiracies. Jackie’s fellow employees often speculate that Jackie wraps foil around windows, antennae of appliances and vehicles, or anything else to prevent the government from spying.
Executive Video Game Tester
Jason Ramsay is the fun-loving video game tester for Box-X games. From his living room couch with five cats strolling about, he has risen to the level of an executive inspector. Box-X doesn’t release a game without Jason’s approval.
University Registrar
Logan Anthony is the bossy registrar at Pinehorn University. Logan has a shady past, as Logan was an infamous tyrant during high school along with Reese Harvey. Logan’s reputation hasn’t improved much over the years. Logan spends the days finding ways to reject the applications of potential students to the university.
Magician
Lou Angel is an incredibly paranoid magician. Lou performs weekly at the local theater and is constantly dribbling about conspiracy theory nonsense. Lou is a talented magician with a great team of assistants. Lou performs a fantastic magic show, but this trickster is quite exhausting to be around on a personal level.
Police Officer
This crabby introvert has sworn to protect and serve the people of Pinehorn. Surprisingly, Officer Nelson is one of the most highly-decorated officers at the Pinehorn Police Department. One likely scenario is that Officer Nelson has simply intimidated everybody at the station, as everybody does as they are told by Officer Nelson. Officer Nelson is rarely seen without fellow officers buzzing about.
Guitarist
Parker Tankus is the antisocial guitarist for the band Armpit Anguish. Parker suffers from severe anger management issues and is extremely judgmental of others. These nasty qualities tend to anger not only the band, but also anybody that is around Parker for more than two minutes. Parker also suffers from an intense fear of germs so getting too close to Parker is out of the question!
Reporter, CBC News
Pat Couric is always on top of the latest story and sometimes before the story happens! Pat’s an ambitious investigative reporter for the CBC television station and will stop at nothing to be first to get the scoop. Pat is rarely seen without a troupe of colleagues from CBC News.
Equestrian
Patricia Prim is an equestrian and reigning national champion for individual jumping. She was an Olympic hopeful, but after a freak accident on a jogging trail, she ended up in a wrist cast only a week before the games. Patricia is great with horses and has trained them her entire life, as she grew up in a family of jockeys. She is dedicated to her sport and her horses.
Dental Receptionist
Peyton Crownly is the peculiar receptionist at Pinehorn Dental, the only dental practice in the town of Pinehorn. A constant whistler, Peyton Crownly will always grace you with uncomfortable stares and periods of awkward silence during conversation. Unless you want to neglect your dental health or drive an hour away from town, you’ll eventually have to deal with this bizarre individual. Peyton also creates peculiar sculptures and is making quite the name as an artist in town.
Personal Trainer
Reese Harvey is the muscle-bound personal trainer from Pinehorn Athletic Training Center. Reese loves to talk about one thing only – Reese Harvey. Reese spends a lot of time playing video games with Ashton Harvey. Reese was a notorious high school bully many years ago. Unlucky townspeople witness this type of behavior manifest when Reese is told no.
Retired Fisherman
Riley Corals is the arrogant and aggressive retired angler. Riley Corals owns the only marina in town and charges enormous rates to dock boats there. Nobody receives an invite to the Coral’s mansion on the hill, and the curious townspeople often wonder what Riley is hiding.
Artist
Tony Tangerine is a blatantly honest artist. Tony tells the truth, even if it self-harms. If you have a secret flaw or insecurity, it will be pointed out by Tony. If you seek the truth about something, find Tony.